Perk Up Boys
I may not be a dominatrix, but you know I like when you men stand at attention~ yum!
It's a cold, snowy night (finally, as the weatherman promised - I have to look into meteorology school) and thus the reason for this weekend's Ashley-a-Thon.
I know you've got the heat cranked up and you're probably laying on the couch in your boxer briefs watching porn or some shoot-'em-up movies on the western channel - or perhaps you're into the whole Christmas season thing - I am. As a matter of fact, this year makes the first year that I watched Charlie Brown Christmas in my panties under a blanket on the couch. I had to cover up - it's rated G. It's just not Christmas without "Chuck."
I have my red and white candles burning and it smells like apples in my apartment, and I'm getting all snuggled up - of course I'll move it into the bedroom when you call, so we have plenty of room for gymnastics.
As I told someone earlier, I went outside in my tank top, my panties, a pair of cowboy boots and a big white fluffy robe to take some night pics of the snow. No one was around, but I kept wondering what might happen if my robe suddenly came untied - besides being very, very cold and having my nipples pop out.
After I told that to someone, we had a snowball fantasy - it was cold and since indoors, the snowballs quickly dripped down my chest, my back, and my panties, but since they didn't need to get wet, I quickly took them off. It was fun! Anyway afterwards I got inspired to go back outside.
I had noticed earlier that there were no footprints in the snow - which means not one person left our apartment complex all day - snow is great for tracking if you're into that sort of thing. So as I'm slipping my boots back on by the front door, I heard scraping. "Nooooooo," I said.
Yep, my little neighbor was out there with his mini-shovel making a mini-pathway down the sidewalk. I remember what it was like to be a kid and the fun of snow, but I have to admit I was a little disappointed. When you get the chance to take a shot, you need to just do it and not wait.
So, my cute little neighbor boy, who is actually a strange little kid, was out there for all of 3 minutes. Are ya' kidding me? Who plays in snow for 3 minutes?! He made some half-assed pile of snow - his attempt at an igloo? I don't know. Honestly there isn't even enough snow to make an igloo so I don't know what he was thinking of or if he even knows what an igloo is?
Perhaps if I was out there in my panties and cowboy boots he would have seen me and since he usually blushes like crazy when I say hello to him, I'm sure he would have run right back into his doorway, but alas, I was not. Guess I'll have to wait for the next snow and the next Ashley-a-Thon to manifest that shot.
So here I am, bathrobe off and I'm back under the blanket ... wanna' come and keep me warm?
Remember - email me the word "Ashley-a-Thon" and I'll send you three free minutes.
