"I Need a Man"

Being Single - It's Everything it's Cracked up to be ... Sometimes

I have very little patience for those girls who say, "I need a man," but I have to admit that as a single girl there are those times when I find myself thinking the same thing - although I would never say it aloud.

Truth is, I suck at relationships - there, I've said it.  Been there, done that - I suck.  I'm good at the kind of relationships that don't involve commitment - I rock at those.  (And when it comes to sucking, I don't do too bad either, if I do say so myself.)

Time - The Precious Commodity

Today has been and continues to be a real sit-around-and-wait kind of day, aka the hurry-up-and-wait kind of day.  At 8 AM this morning, I was standing in the lobby of an auto repair place where I spent two and a half hours waiting to get brake pads changed and rotors cut.  Sure, there was TV and coffee and loads of magazines to keep me occupied, but I had a long to-do list sitting in my bag.  Every once in a while I could hear it say, "Ashley, don't forget about me ... we've got a lot to do today."

I started thinking that if I had a boyfriend who either knew how to fix cars or was able to take me around town to finish all of my errands while he paid someone else to fix my car, I wouldn't be wasting time sharing a sitting room with strange people who keep gawking at me.  I'd be getting all of my stuff done (and probably paid for) - sounds silly, maybe even selfish, but that's basically a statement of fact.

Sometimes I look at those cute old guys pushing shopping carts, holding purses and opening car doors and I think, awww, how nice that must be for her and him as well - for both of them.

Lobbying Around

I was getting antsy as I watched people come in for repairs - they all came in after me and they all left before me.  I was sure that they were tinkering with my wheels trying to extract more money out of my under-employed, 'she doesn't know any better,' brake-needing ass.  If I had longer nails, I would have bit them all off.

I'll let you in on a little "girl secret."  As the fairer sex, there are two places that we believe that a man is most likely to take advantage of a single woman.  One is the bedroom, the other is the auto repair shop.  Those are the two places we fear the most.  Both usually have favorable outcomes, but it's the not-knowing factor that gets us every time.  And certainly the most uncertain thing about it (or them) is the cost.

To get you in the bedroom, for instance, a guy might talk about relationship-related stuff (usually when a girl lets it be known that she "needs a man") (gosh that drives me nuts when girls do that).  A guy can smell that desperation and so to get what he wants, he'll get a girl's hopes up that he may be "the one."

In the auto repair shop he's the grease-covered know-it-all holding your car hostage who doesn't fully get his jollies off until he tells you just how many things are wrong with your car, how you really need to fix them and then ... wait for it ... the real cost of tea in China.

In my point of view - in Ashley's view of the world, there are only two times a guy will smile his widest - when you've got his cock in your mouth or his when he's leering at you over the cash register counter saying, "Well maybe there's a way we can work this out (wink)."  Oh brother.

I may like a little rough-play and maybe even being tied up once in a while, but if you plan on holding my car and my wallet hostage, you better watch out.  I don't need a man, mechanic or otherwise.

That's why I work my ass off (literally) to pay for the stuff I need and that's why, although begrudgingly, I reach down deep to find the patience to sit in those skanky waiting rooms.  I proudly pay for my services and then I walk out the door, knowing that Mr. Mechanic Man wishes that I had been just a little more desperate.  Nah-ah Mr. Mechanic Man.  When I get a lube job, it's because it's what I want when I want it - trust me.

So have no fear guys, despite the deception in the title of this blog, there's no deception going on with me.  I'm single, I love it and I like not having a man (except when I'm horny, of course).  Sure it may cost more, in time and money, but being able to pull my panties up as quickly and willingly as I took them off is priceless to me - mostly because it's what I want - it's who I am.  Thank heaven for that.

Of course, if anyone would like to make a donation towards Ashley getting her "struts" done - I'm open to receiving - that is one costly procedure.  In the meantime, I'll be on NF tonight (Tuesday) - someone's gotta' pay for that brake job.

For now, I have to go get ready to hurry up and wait some more - on the line at the store and in the chair while getting my hair trimmed (no fears boys, the hair will remain long and it will be stronger for the grabbing).

As for tonight - it would be nice if I didn't have to sit around and wait for the phone to ring - so make sure you call me - I have a lot of pent up energy to expel - too much sitting around and waiting.   And keeping in mind the two reasons why guys smile their widest - I'd love to make you smile :).

Schedule Update (Big Surprise LOL)

Actually, it's just a minor adjustment.  I have to give someone a ride. 

Okay, I'll pause a moment while you let that line resonate - thinking what you're thinking about me giving someone "a ride."  Tsk, tsk.  (Tee hee.)  I really mean it though.

I have a friend in need.  (Wow, I keep throwing those suggestive lines out there ... whatever could I be thinking?)

Updated Schedule (click here)

No, actually this is a friend-friend and nothing more.  Besides, do I look or act like the kind of girl who would consider dropping her panties for a guy who in her own car?  Well, okay I'll say, "Maybe," but still ...

This is the way my life goes.  I'm single, I'm available and all of my friends know that if they need me, I'll be there.  Plus, I'm spontaneous and the word "no" really doesn't exist in my vocabulary if it means doing something good.

Just to prove that I can be a good friend and a "good girl" in general, I'll see you here later tonight.  So although I won't be here at 8:00 pm as my schedule suggests, I should be back by 9:00 pm (ESDT) or a little smidge afterwards. 

So - I hope to see you here later.  Ciao for now ...

xxo Ashley

Happy Cinco de Mayo

No Fiesta - No Siesta

Happy Monday everyone - it's 10pm Monday night and my day has just about ended - no, not on NF ... I was on this morning for a little bit, but as for the rest of Monday and Tuesday ... Ashley's out.  As much as I'd love to tell you I was out celebrating Cinco de Mayo with a few shots of Petrone, truth is I was working my tail off (again, not on NF).  I don't really drink much, but I actually feel like I could use a shot right now.  In fact, if I could I'd like to be doing that shot on a beach somewhere in Mexico or some other tropically-centered place.  And for anyone thinking of buying me a ticket, throw in a new bikini and a beach chair. PLEASE (pouting my cutest pout).  Just kidding - not.

I just turned on the "boob-tube" - aka the television - I should refrain from boob references when I'm not actually talking about boobs on here - sorry, didn't mean to get you excited (we'll save that for later).  I see the Jack Bauer and "24" is back in the TV lineup, so I'm kind of relieved because I'm thinking you're all sitting in a lounger watching it instead of thinking of calling me on NF (whew).  Jack Bauer to the rescue again.  Now I don't feel so guilty for not being around.

Truthfully, I don't do Mondays often but as you may remember, I have an actual schedule I'm working off of now ... and so that brings us to the reason we're here.  Yep, you've got it ... here's my NF schedule for the week beginning - today - Cinco de Mayo.  (If I were fully awake, I would plug in a YouTube of the song "Tequila," but I'm done for the day.)  I just couldn't end it without checking in, saying "hi" and letting you know I'm thinking of you. 

Wednesday:  AM hours (roughly .... please :) 8-11am
Wednesday:  PM hours (more please) 8-11pm Update:  9-11pm

Thursday:  AM hours (roughly .... please :) 8-11am
Thursday:  PM hours (more please) 8-11pm

Friday: No morning hours ... but maybe PM ... (hey, a girl's gotta have some fun, but so far no plans)

Saturday:  AM hours 8-11am
Saturday:  PM hours .... well, I'll be home all day (told everyone I was busy) so I may sign on in the afternoon and I'll definitely be around at night.

Sunday:  I doubt you'll all be around, but try me here on Sunday night.  It's Mother's Day so I'll understand if you're busy - you do it for me :) and I always appreciate that.  You know I do.


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Sunday After-noon

Sunday Schedule Update

I got home late last night ... boy would I love to be able to sleep in this morning, but even though I'm here on NF now, (9am) I'll have to run soon ... but I will be back this afternoon, and this evening as well ... hope ya'll can get away and play.

Man, I wish I could re-wind the weekend and have this be Friday again :) but there's still time to salvage the weekend ... with your help of course.  

Super Switch Saturday

From Sub to Girl with a Rub

I had two very enjoyable calls this morning.  The first from someone I play with pretty often - he is definitely a TOP and I love being his BOTTOM.  It's easy for me to get addicted to being a pleaser ... call it a personality flaw, but I'm happiest when I'm making someone else happy.  I think that's the basis for a great bottom. 

The second call was from someone who appeared to be someone who just wanted to bend me over and "schtoop" my brains out, but I quickly learned that they wanted to wear my panties, they wanted me out of my panties so they could get into them as well as to "out" them to their friends and family and they wanted me to post their name on my blog.

Now while I don't object to men in girl's panties, mine are precious, so I don't really relish sharing them with others, but he was so nice, I decided I'd be nice too. 

You know I'm not a dominatrix, a life-ruiner or anything close - I just don't want to be responsible, culpable or have anything to do with outing anyone - that's on them.  It surprises me how much information guys are willing to give you - personal information that would really, actually ruin their lives.  Nah-ah - not me.  Everyone is responsible for their own actions.  I'll help anyone who wants my help - that's just me - but if you want me to do it all and have you not take any responsibility, the answer will be .. "Nah-ah."

What I like is to be the "good girl/bad girl" - though this particular person allowed me to be myself in that I could be accepting of his fetish, I didn't judge his need to wear panties or even his wish to be a girl. 

There is a sexiness to being persuasive and seductive, but it's typically not the venue I choose to do that in.  Still, I enjoyed it.  It felt good to give someone permission to be free and be themselves.

Still, it was call number 1 that got my day off to a good start - the most satisfying and gratifying of all the things I do is making myself feel good while making others happy.  Plus, caller number 1 really knows how to persuade me into pushing my boundaries - constantly.  He's not forceful about it - but he is cunning and extremely persuasive in making me think that it's all my idea (giggle).  He's smart and that is the sexiest part about it - that's why I love dominant men.

That's also why I like to hear men cum for me, then I know I've done a good job.  Again - the pleaser in me is what drives me.

And on that note - for those of you who like to call up and get me all worked up while you stroke it and then you hang up just before you cum - not fun for me - in fact, it brings out the side of me that can be a bit vindictive in that I'll probably block you unless you apologize (hmmm guess I do have a bit of a dominant side).  But truthfully I expect very little from the men I play with - and the least someone can do is confirm my hard work with a good hard cum. :)

About Tonight

I'm going out today to play in the Sun and have some fun - it's going to be close to 70 degrees out and I just love warmth and fun in the Sun.   But since I got up so early this morning when I could have used some extra ZZZZs, I'll probably be home fairly early - maybe 10pm - so keep that in mind if you're home and horny.  I'll be signing on to get some fun in - maybe you can give me such a workout that I'll sleep like a baby - which means I'll wake up tomorrow feeling frisky and ready to play.  That's just how it works for me - hard play, hard sleep equal more energy for the next day. 

Hope to see you on NF later ...

Once Upon a Time ...

Storytelling

Some of the best stories (naughty and otherwise) I've ever heard, read or envisioned are all, at least in part, based in truth.  One of the most famous expressions that my friends and I say about stories we've told each other is, "It's funny 'cause it's true."  And perhaps you've heard people use the expression, "You can't make this stuff up."  That's because the best stories are based on real-life stories.

So while I've been sitting here trying to think of the subject matter of my next short story, it occurred to me that I should ask you what you'd like to read about. 

One lesson you learn as a writer is, "Know your audience."  And while I do feel I know you all to some extent, I'm quite sure that I don't know everything.  Each person is pretty specific in what they like sexually, but there are some similarities - the kind of stuff that gives me juicy ideas, but as all writers do from time to time, I doubt that the subject matter of my stories is something that will go over well. 

There are two types of writers, in my opinion - the ones who write what they write and they don't give a crap about what anyone thinks of it and then there are what I feel are the majority who love to create, think they've concocted some fabulous story and then bite their nails in doubt, wondering if anyone will really ever read it, never mind like it.  No, I don't bite my nails anymore, but that doesn't mean that I'm not curious about public opinion and it doesn't mean that I don't want to give the people what they want and crave - what do you crave?

Need Your Help
That's why I'm enlisting my audience (you) to offer up some ideas about subjects you'd like to see in short-story form.  Oh yes, I have my own ideas, and if you've ever read any of my previous pieces, you know that I have a lot of tempting ideas for all things erotic, but I'm not completely oblivious to the needs of my fans - I want to get inside your minds (just the way you'd like to get inside my panties).  I never mind getting help to get my panties off - in fact, I find it sexy to have someone undress me, so why shouldn't I ask for help on ideas too?

Tell me what you like or call me and act out a role play that's been lurking just beneath the surface, maybe that will help me cum ... uh i mean come up with some ideas ... and cum as well (who are we kidding?).

Send your ideas to me on NF and I'll be sure to take them all into consideration (as long as you don't write anything too taboo and get me kicked off of NF) LOL.

xxo Ashley

The Search for "Sex" - Conquest Turned Contest

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Finding Great Sex Right in Your Own Home - It's Easy

I love the search feature on my DVR - you can punch in a keyword on your remote control and find a whole plethora of shows, movies and PPVs to choose from.

Today I decided to search for "sex."  It's not my normal venue when searching for sex, but you know me, I'll try almost anything at least once - and this seemed harmless.

I don't know why I was shocked to find so many choices, but I was.

I found thousands of entries - everything from "Sex in the City" (both the show and the movies) to "Sex in the Kitty" (my title, made up - don't steal it) but you get what I mean.  From the expected to the x-rated, you can literally find "sex" all day, any day right in your own home.

I guess it's comforting to know that you don't have to go very far to find sex - ever ... no braving snow storms, no awkward pick-ups at the bar ... just type and search.  What a wonderful world we live in.

I Thought it Would be Fun

I taped a couple of the non-PPV type shows just to see what they were about.  In particular, I taped a couple of episodes of "Sex Sent me to the ER."  Interesting title.

I'm not sure how I felt about that show though because although there were some interesting stories that gave me interesting ideas, the fact that most of them ended in visits to the hospital instead of breakfast on the veranda, kind of tells you that there were some serious cringe-worthy moments that did nothing for the libido.  In fact, like most shows that involve hospitals, there were moments when I just had to look away - I get squeamish, what can I say.

 

My Favorite Part

They did have one feature to the show that I enjoyed - the Q&A part.  I love Q&A, multiple choice questions (although some have gotten me into trouble, but that's info for another blog post).   I'll share one of these Q&As with you - just to see what you think:

Question:  What is the most common injury that people sustain during sex?

A.  Concussion

B.  Pulled Muscle

C.  Carpet Burns

I'm not afraid to tell you, I got it wrong.  Will you get it right?

The Contest  (Monday through Friday)

So let's play a game.  Email me on NF and let me know what you think the answer is ... if you get it right, you win three (3) free minutes from me.   Since it's only Monday morning ... I'll let this contest go on until Friday morning. 

In order for you to play though, I guess you'll have to know when I'll be on ... I'm pleased to say as part of my new-found appreciation for "sex" and for NF, I'm back to AMs and PMs - the new PT job gets shoved to mid-afternoon.

I've missed my mornings and evenings on NF and I've missed playing with my dear friends.  I do appreciate that you all hung in there while I tried to figure this all out - so anyone who writes me an email and signs it "good sport" between now and Friday also gets three (3) free minutes from me.

Schedule

Monday 4/28:  9 am - 12 noon 
Tuesday 4/29:  8 am - 11 am  -and-  8pm - 11pm
Thursday 5/1:  8am - 11 am  -and-  8pm - 11pm
Friday:  8:30 am - 12 noon - (oops scheduling conflict) 
Friday:  8 pm - whenever (Fridays tend to be slow, but I'm hoping to turn that around)
Saturday and Sunday - AM for sure both days - additional hours possible - Saturday night I'm going out but who knows, I may feel a little frisky after a few martinis and decide to sign on when I get home.

That should satisfy most of your requests and most importantly, it puts me back on a "normal" schedule that I can live by and work around.  I'm sure you're as happy about that as I am - it was difficult being a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kinda' girl. :)