This Week in Ironies

Sometimes You Have to Just Give Up and Give In

I had several epiphanies this week, a couple of which I'll share with you guys.  And by the way, I am now convinced that epiphanies only happen while on that introspective, slippery slope that starts out as a night on the couch, that quickly turns into a few days, just a few days shy of clinical depression.  If you "epiphany" before you hit bottom, you've won.  So ... Winning!

No, no, not to worry boys this is all actually good news.

Epiphany #1

My writing jobs are dwindling and frankly, I haven't done much to look for more.  Hey not everyone can write for Vogue, I get that, but I've lost my direction - I don't even know what I want to write about anymore.  Copywriting is one lucrative direction, but having only had a couple of gigs and with the competition out there ... Writing articles, used to pay well and I've been lucky this past couple of years, but despite the supposed economic upturn they keep talking about, I'm still seeing a lot of business models shifting, places closing shop ... Anyway, I've had my eggs in so many baskets (no pun intended) that I've failed to concentrate on one direction. 

I've been a live action figure "ADD Ashley" - which kind of explains my submissive side.  I guess I really would like to be told what to do instead of having to make pesky decisions.  In light of that, I decided I had enough "other" work to keep me going while I figured it all out. 

I know you guys hate babbling and I promise I'm getting to the epiphany part - in fact, you are the epiphany part. 

Without adding any keywords or tags to my "Ashley's Spot" posts, without the aid of any social media promotion at all, I can't tell you how many hits I've had.  For the lack of daily posting and everything I've done wrong in the eyes of content marketing, I've still succeeded.  I have a big audience on here - and quite frankly, I'm shocked.  I've had more hits and "comments" (not published) than my writing blog that I do promote. 

And though I don't take subscribers on this blog, seeing the numbers in black and white (or was it blue and white ... whatever) it kind of made a light go off in my head.  I thought about how at least once every time I'm on NF someone mentions reading my blog and enjoying it - and again, thanks for that.

Then I started to remember the short stories I used to sell on here.  I remembered I was going to write more to keep the content fresh, but I never did - those are in the works.  In fact I found about 10 short stories that I had either started or written ideas down for that I just cast aside when I was busier writing other stuff. 

So - being a savvy girl, I know when I'm appreciated and of course, that makes me want to please you more and thereby be appreciated more ... I've decided to renew my NF/Blog/Short Story enthusiasm, the fruits of which you'll soon be noticing. 

Well - I think that's enough epiphany for one day.  I'll share my #2 epiphany with you this weekend. 

So ciao for now - hope to see you on NF later - and thanks again for your loyal readership.  In fact, to show my appreciation - everyone who calls me tonight gets 5 FREE MINUTES on me ... well, I could always get on top of course - you are the boss.  "Muah" 

Saturday Morning Wake Up Call

Good Morning.  Are you lying in bed just waking up?  Perhaps you're sitting at your computer looking at sexy pics of scantily clad young ladies thinking about touching their soft, silky bodies with you probing hands.

Pictures just aren't enough, are they? 

You need someone to stroke that cock for you - suck it and lick it while they're looking into your eyes, letting out little moans of joy and excitement as your cock grows bigger with each lick, each suck ...

Feel the curve of my waist, pull me down onto your lap - right onto your hard, throbbing cock.  Oh yeah, baby ... like that.  Hold me down and suck my nipples while I use my incredibly strong muscles to squeeze you inside of me, milking your manhood ... that lovely stiff rod that feels so good sliding in and out of my juiciness ... mmmmmmm. 

I can't think of a better way to start the morning.  Can you?

Call me ... I'll be waiting - and willing to do whatever you want. 

xxo Ashley

Being a Good Sport

Sport Preference Illustrated

Touch Down

You could fill a stadium with what I don't know about sports. 

When I was younger, the sounds of a football game in my house was not uncommon on a weekend or during a holiday dinner, but to me it was more like white noise.  No one in my house ever screamed, jumped out of their seats, spilled snacks on the floor or went berserk after a touchdown.  Sometimes it still shocks me when I see people do that - actually, it kind of freaks me out. 

What little I did learn about football or hockey was forgotten almost as fast as I learned it.  I'm a girly-girl, and when I look at football players, all I see is big shoulders, tight asses and cups. 

I've been to a couple of pro football and hockey games.  I was either on a date, watching the crowd or checking out the players - sometimes all three at once. 

The Aha Moment - Part 2
My personal form of sports are horseback riding, dirt bikes and snowmobiling.  Huh, I just had an epiphany.  If you think about it, I'm really into sit and squat sports, aren't I?

The March Madness Email

Anyway - that was not the point of this post.  I was just looking through my emails (as I so often don't do) and I re-read this exchange I had with someone over a couple of days.  It made me giggle, so I thought I'd share:

He:  "... March Madness brackets are coming out this Sunday hard to believe."

Me:  "I have no idea what that means LOL."

He:  "LOL.  It's college basketball ... Google it.  It's a sporting event."

Me:  "Why Google when I can ask you.  Yeah, me and sports don't mix.  I'm more of a cheerleader-behind-the-bleachers kinda' girl."

The Aha Moment - Part 1
That was my first revelation of the day 1) I'm a bad girl and I know it and freely admit it; and 2) the epiphany I had while writing this post.  I'm really into sit and squat sports.  While I'm sure that's no surprise to you, I'm actually shocked at the realization ... the irony.

It's nice to share - why don't you share your opinion - or sports stories with me ... Call me!  Ciao for now.

xxo Ashley

Join Me at the Panty-a-thon Tonight - One Night Only

Happy Thursday! 

It's hard to believe that we're in March already, but we are.  In a couple of weeks spring will be sprung and hopefully I'll be able to ditch the coats and bulky sweaters and gloves and all of the other crap you have to wear in winter. 

Just to put myself in the mood and feel more "springy," I ran out yesterday and bought some new panties - boyshorts (my fav), thongs, bikinis - it gave me a little lift after all the cold and crap weather of winter we've been experiencing.  It also was nice to just get away from my various work pursuits and pretty much just do whatever I wanted for an hour or two yesterday.  Yep, of all the things I could think to do with my free time, panty shopping was my choice, and it proved to be a lot of fun. 

Bet you didn't realize I was such a panty freak, did you?  Well I am.  I love the colors, the different materials, from the lacy and sexy to the most bare coverage possible.  A lot of you know that I just love taking them off (or when you take them off for me), but there's a lot of thought that goes into the panties I choose.  I love seeing them in the drawer all lined up and separated by style and color and, of course, I love seeing them on the floor ;).  

Panty-a-Thon

In celebration of my latest acquisition - I'm hosting a Panty-a-thon tonight between 8pm and 11pm.  Anyone who calls me and guesses what kind of panties I'm wearing, not only gets to take them off (I'll help), but you'll also win five free minutes towards your next call.  The only catch is that you'll also have to spend at least 10 minutes with me tonight to qualify.  Not bad stipulations, if you ask me.

So here are the Panty-a-thon rules: 

• Guess the type of panties I'm wearing - your choices are:  Boyshorts, Bikinis or Thong (and it will change with every call)
• Spend 10 minutes or more with me on the phone; and
• If you get it all correct, you'll win 5 free minutes of talk time with me for your next call.

More Good News

I'm planning on being around tomorrow morning from 8AM 'til about 11AM AND tomorrow night as well - no one wants to go out after work (so far), so I'm free - then again I could always go out afterwards because we all know the party doesn't even start 'til 11 or 12 when you go out.  So if you don't catch me tonight, call me tomorrow AM - you know how I do love my mornings ;).  But the Panty-a-thon is only tonight.  You can still feel free to guess what I'm wearing in between my legs, but after tonight, it will only be a topic of conversation - tonight is the only night to play join the Panty-a-thon.  Don't miss out.

So to recap -- here's my schedule on NF for today and tomorrow

• Thursday night - 8-11PM;
• Friday morning 8AM to 11AM; and
• Friday night 8PM to 11PM

Ciao for now boys ... can't wait to see who "pops up" tonight (wink).

Don't Miss the Party!