Saturday, March 28, 2015

Bubbly Brain

I'm Hungover, But I'm Still Here

It would have been so easy to sleep in this morning.  My heads a little groggy and my body is enjoying being stretched out on my bed with the fan blowing over my head - over my half-naked body.

I don't normally party too hardy, I'm more the get tipsy once in a blue moon type.  But last night my friend broke out a bottle of champagne she'd been stashing and I had a bottle of orange-mango juice that I had originally thought I'd enhance some vodka with, but we wound up drinking Mamosas while the guys chugged beer.  I'm definitely not a beer girl. 

I must admit, it felt sexily decadent sipping champagne out of a flute glass.  Trouble with Mamosas is that they just kind of hit you.  One minute you're drinking bubbly juice and the next minute you're trying to balance on your platforms while making your way to the ladies room.  It was funny to me and my friends at the time, but not so funny when I woke up this morning with a big bruise on my thigh.  I was wearing a short dress, so I don't know if I leaned on something, fell on something or just got "guided along" by someone - the bruise kind resembles a hand print. 

I know my butt cheeks  hurt since my friend "G" gets a bit wild when she drinks.  We always know she's reached her limit when she starts smacking asses - and HARD.  Guy or girl, it doesn't matter to "G."  If it's got an ass, it requires smacking.  Ouch.

On top of that I've got fog-brain. 

Nevertheless, none of my temporary impairments prevent me from keeping my word and signing on to NF this morning.  In fact, last night seemed like the perfect way to get me bootcamp-ready to play on NF.   It was tons of naughty fun, from what I can remember.

Just do me one favor when you call me this morning - try to keep the ringer low .... sshhhhh.  LOL

I'm sure this coffee I'm drinking will help me recover.  That and a few aspirins.  Aspirins ... LOL seems like a word you'd use to describe clothes pins pinching your ass.  I know I get silly when I'm  like this.  So all the better to have fun with you today.

Be sure to call today - I'm only around till about noon today, maybe a little later.  Then I'll be back tomorrow when I'll have a more open schedule - as in no schedule.

So come join me on my bed, under the fan - 'cause it's gonna get hot!

xxo Ashley

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Ashley's Got a New Plan

I Think You're Gonna Like This

So for those of you who have known me for a while have a pretty good idea of what I've been going through - moving, losing my FT job a while ago, trying to find my way, looking for that next big idea.... well I've had some big ideas but hardly the time to juggle them into my crazy schedule.  And there it is - a schedule.  I can never live with one and I can never seem to live without one - that's a problem.  Now, the solution:  I need a schedule that offers flexibility.  (Funny because flexibility is the key to my mastery in the boudoir as well - the answer was right in front of me all along.  LOL.)

The New Plan:
I need to take this course - it's been one I've wanted to take for over a year and it will help me build the model for my new, empowered and enhanced life.  But, I need your help.  After doing my taxes (ugg) and figuring all of my bills from moving and re-starting life again, I can't seem to come up with what I need for what I want.  That's how the new plan of action comes into play.

I have several endeavors to make money, but none of them seem to make me enough to live by themselves, so I wind up doing a lot of things that spin around the clock and leave me tired and uninspired.

Beginning this weekend, my new schedule/plan of action gets put into place.

I'll be on NF on Saturdays and Sundays - in the AM and early afternoon and when possible in the evenings.  I'll also be here one morning during the weekday to accomodate those friends of mine who can't do weekends.

My other job(s) will take up my weekdays - and I'm dropping doing it on weekends (it doesn't pay to work it weekends).

I feel like this new plan of action will allow me to pay the bills and will allow me to take this course - a course of action.  In fact, I'm confident it will. 

Your Part?
I hope you'll join me here on weekends and help me reach my goals.  That's all.  In exchange, as you know, you'll be receiving my lusty, undivided attention.  And as you know, I'm passionate about everything I do.

Thanks for taking the time to read this and don't forget to mark your weekends as "busy with Ashley."  Ciao for now.

xxo Ashley

Saturday, March 21, 2015


I woke up late for me - 7:30 this morning, and then I went back to bed.  I had to.  It was 10:30 when I woke up again.  It's six minutes now before I have to leave NF so ....

I know, disappointing, but really I'm exhausted.  I will get some sleep tonight (hopefully) and make it here early tomorrow. 

My apologies.  No rest for the naughty.


Friday, March 20, 2015

Ready for the Weekend?

I am so ready for the weekend, which is odd since I never seem to have a full day off, but still the weekends are more active more sociable and ... well, they're just different from the weekdays.

Speaking of the weekend, you'll find me on NF on Saturday morning, but I'll have to checkout by 11 AM or my carriage turns back into a pumpkin.  So if you can't stop by and say "hello" to me on Saturday, there's always Sunday.  I'll be on NF pretty early in the AM and on Sunday I can actually stay until 1 PM. 

There's always a chance that I'll find more time to play, but as of now, my schedule's pretty tight. 

I had fun this week when I unexpectedly signed on t NF for a little fun.  Seems that I've been missed and that makes me feel good.  Trust me when I say I miss being on NF more.

I had planned that this year I'd be around more often, but life isn't always in our control and I'm pretty serious when it comes to paying the bills.  But I'm also just as serious when I say, that I wish it was more.  I guess we'll just have to do what we can when we can and hope for the best because I know you all are busy too.

Well I hope our paths cross this weekend.  I'm kinda' taking a less 'round the clock approach to my other endeavors and trying to get a schedule that's as close to "normal" as possible.  That should allow me more time to visit during the week, so it always pays to drop me an email on NF to see what I may be up to. 

Ciao for now.  I got a date with a bubble bath; the gym kicked my ass today.  Gotta keep that ass tight and round, but I think I overdid the squats and lunges.  I'd much rather get my workout the mutually beneficial way.  (Wink)

xxo Ashley

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Lucky Number 7

You're Gonna Get Lucky - You Can Bet on That

Hi there gentlemen ... I'm hoping you'll join me here on Saturday (March 7).

I'll be signed on in the AM bright and early - perky and ready to play.  I have so much to blog about, but that's going to have to wait for now ... I just wanted to let you know where I'll be and when, so we don't miss each other.  Sunday morning will probably be sizzling as well, so in case you miss me on Saturday ... well I'm pretty sure you can still get lucky on Sunday as well - we both can.

xxo Ashley