Porn in the Morn

Good Morning ... Really, it's Been a Great Morning

I never sign on when I'm either 1) busy or 2) not horny ... and I know that you appreciate that.  I wouldn't want to pretend to get off on our call and you deserve - we deserve - a genuine sexual experience.  Am I right? 

Channeling My Inner Desires

I got up early today - one of those days where you wake up at a ridiculous hour that's almost too early to get up, but it's definitely too late to go back to sleep - especially when all you can think of is coffee.  Well, that was my initial focus anyway.

As I became more caffeinated and my brain became more stimulated, something else came over me as well.  I had no desire to check emails and was nowhere near cognitive enough yet to do much else - other than watch porn, that is.

Sex Surfing and Self-Service Selections

Lounging on my bed, sipping coffee, I found myself trolling the television guide in the naughty section.  Just some of the titles alone and thinking of their potential to excite and stimulate me started to make me squirm a little.  Before long I found my hands pulling on my panties - pulling them up so that they put a little pressure on that tiny little spot that starts with a "C" and ends in "T" which is the first thing that starts throbbing when I'm a little ... well when I'm feeling naughty.

Of course the story gets way more interesting - and pretty quickly too ... so if you want to hear about it, be sure to call me - you know I love to share.